Every project car encounters a speed bump along the way.
Sometimes it’s a part that doesn’t fit quite right the first time, or some missing fasteners, or maybe the instructions were upside-down. But sometimes the whole car becomes one big speed bump.
Elmer Bischoff is a second-generation car guy, having learned to swap engines and other tricks of the trade as a wee lad helping with his dad’s Model T collection.
“I did my first paint job when I was 13,” Bischoff said. “I ended up with more paint on me than on the truck, but the truck turned out alright!”
Growing up, he built and raced in almost every classic American muscle car.
“I had a 1968 GTO, a ’69 Nova, a ’67 big block Camaro, a ’69 Z28, a ’63 Impala, a ’70 Challenger T/A, and the first of two ’70 Chevelles. I built some rail buggies and lifted trucks along the way, too, but I’d always trade for another car when the time was right.
“My last car was a 1968 Camaro, and, well… I just didn’t fit in it the way I used to. I wanted to put together something a little more comfortable to cruise in, but still with some muscle.”
One of Bischoff’s friends happened to own the ideal vehicle: a low-mileage 1970 Chevy Chevelle SS. He was interested in Bischoff’s Camaro. The deal took a long time (and several six-packs) to work out, and Bischoff is a little hazy on the details, but one morning he woke up and the Chevelle was parked in his driveway.
His original plan was to simply fix the car and restore the factory forest green paint and white stripes. But, as he started poking around, he found little problems with the body, started taking it apart, and found even more problems. Soon, the whole body was off the frame, and Bischoff said he would restore it using only original sheetmetal.
“My son Stephen started talking some sense into me,” Bischoff said. “He told me, ‘Since you have it apart, you might as well make it the hot rod you really want, rather than a plain old resto car. And paint it your favorite color: blue.’”
Bischoff brought a talented local car guy named Russ Coffey to his home garage to help with the body and mechanical work.
“I’d seen his incredible work at a bunch of local car shows, and I needed the very best for this project. He was a little hesitant at first, but I kept hassling him until he showed up.” Bischoff’s brother Rick, his son Stephen, and several other friends also chipped in over the course of the three-year build.
The current 454 was feeling pretty tired, so he called his cousin Tony Bischoff at BES Racing Engines for a serious upgrade. Out with the old, and in with a Merlin big block Chevy V8, overbored to 565 cubic inches, and equipped with Dart Race heads, an Edelbrock Super Victor intake manifold, a huge Quick Fuel QFX-Series carburetor, MSD ignition components, and more.
“The real trick was to get it all to fit under a stock cowl hood,” Elmer Bischoff said. “It took quite a while to find the right air cleaner, and get it to fit up into the original recess in the underside of the hood.”
But none of the mechanical challenges in this project would compare to the emotional rollercoaster of selecting the right shade of blue paint.
“I remember looking at hundreds of shades of blue. No pre-made color could make me happy, so we spent weeks agonizing over custom mixes.”
Finally with the help of Russ Coffey he selected a color.
“We painted the underside first and I remember lying there on the floor, staring up at it, and wondering if it was really right,” Elmer Bischoff said. “Russ is pretty laid back, but even he started to get fed up with me! I took his advice and stuck with it, and I’m so glad I did. That color caused us so much trouble, we had to name it Misery Blue.”
All of the meticulous detail work, all the searching for obscure and distinctive parts, and all the test panels were worth it in the end. Not only does Elmer Bischoff have a real dream car that’s fun to drive, it also brings home trophies and accolades like First In Class and Outstanding Paint at the Cincinnati Cavalcade of Customs, and First In Class and a People’s Choice Award at the Indianapolis World Of Wheels.
“On top of all that, Russ has become a great friend of our family, and I think the whole experience has inspired Stephen,” he said. “He’s been along for all the ups and downs, and now he has some project ideas of his own.”
His wife Ronda shoots him a stern glance.
“But I’ll just be consulting for him. I guess I have some other projects to finish in the house before I spend too much more time in the garage.”
Frame: Stock, sandblasted and painted
Suspension: Factory front A-arms, UMI Performance front sway bar, QA1 adjustable shocks with Hotchkis lowering springs (front and rear), factory 4-link withUMI Performance adjustable control arms with roto-joints
Rear Axle: Moser Engineering axles, Moser-prepared GM 12-bolt rear end, and Richmond 4.10 ring and pinion
Brakes: Right Stuff disc brakes (front and rear)
Wheels and Tires: Schott Challenger 18” billet wheels, with Nitto NT 555 tires (P255/45-18 front, P295/45-18 rear)
Engine and Transmission
Engine: World Products Merlin II big block Chevy V8, overbored to 4.600”, 565 cubic inches
Cylinder Heads: Dart Race Series heads, ported
Machining by: BES Racing Engines
Valvetrain: COMP Cams® custom roller camshaft andUltra Pro Magnum rocker arms; PBM Performance valve springs and solid roller lifters; Manley pushrods andtitanium retainers; Ferrea Hi-Temp valves
Induction: Quick Fuel QFX-Series 1,150 cfm carburetor, Edelbrock Super Victor intake manifold
Reciprocating Assembly: Probe aluminum pistons,Total Seal piston rings, Eagle Specialty Products crankand connecting rods, King engine bearings
Ignition and Electrical: MSD 6AL ignition controller,Pro-Billet distributor, coil, and wires (coil and ignition controller concealed under wiper cowl); Powermaster starter and alternator
Cooling: Performance Rod and Custom radiator, SPAL twin electric fans, Edelbrock water pump
Exhaust: Lemons custom headers, Flowmaster Super 40 Delta Flow muffler
Other Items: Russell hoses, Billet Specialties pulleys
Transmission: GM TH-400 transmission, Coan Racing reverse manual valve body with transbrake, Coan Racing 4,000 rpm stall torque converter
Shifter: B&M Pro-Ratchet shifter
Body: 1970 Chevy Chevelle SS
Body Work By: Russ Coffey and Elmer Bischoff
Paint: Diamont custom mix, with Lexus silver SS stripes
Paint By: Russ Coffey
Upholstery: PUI factory replacement covers
Upholstery By: Fisher-Griffin Co., Cincinnati, OH
Carpet: Trim Parts
Other: Custom-built console with GM Performance gauges
Horsepower: 806 hp @ 6,500 rpm
Torque: 734 ft.-lbs. @ 5,200 rpm
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