It’s the same thing every year.

He already owns everything he wants or needs and can afford to have. That means you have to find something awesome that he doesn’t know he wants or needs.

Dads. Husbands. Brothers. Sons. Grandpas. Boyfriends. Uncles. Bosses. Friends. Coaches. Co-workers. Teachers. Cousins. Neighbors. The Taco Bell drive-thru guy.

You get it. Dudes. Hard-to-buy-for dudes.

We’re going to make it easy, because we’re in the holiday spirit. You’re welcome. The Taco Bell guy is going to love this stuff.

Holiday Gifts for Men

Funnel Storage System

funnel storage system


This is one of those “Why didn’t I think of that?” ideas. When you have one of these, you always have a clean funnel, and you always know where to find it. Trust us when we tell you that matters.

Vintage Mopar Hat

Vintage Mopar hat

Comfortable fit. Awesome distressed brim. Vintage Mopar logo.

Even Ford and Chevy guys will be like: “Whoa. Cool hat, bro.”

Toolbox Refrigerator

Versonal toolbox refrigerator

Is it a toolbox or a refrigerator?

We don’t know! Is a centaur a man or a bull? Who cares!? This baby holds tools AND drinks. Throw in a Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! machine, and he’ll probably sleep in it.

Pinstripe T-Shirt

Pinstriped t-shirt

Pinstriping. It’s a hotrod thing.

Personalized Vintage Signs



Classic, well-made aluminum signs you can personalize with their name. People like that sort of thing.

 Propane Engine Grill


engine grill

Everyone loves this thing and it’s not hard to see why. It looks exactly like a built-to-scale V8 engine with headers that smoke while you’re cooking great meals. If you’re not feeling budget-conscious this holiday season, this is the only responsible choice for your favorite grill man.

Route 66 Backroads Book

Route 66 Backroads book

He either:

A) knows a lot about The Mother Road and will love the secrets this book has to offer, or

B) knows nothing about it, and needs a solid Route 66 education, Stat.

Genuine Clay Smith Cams Mechanic Shirt


clay smith cams mechanic shirt

What is it about that cigar-smoking Woody Woodpecker lookalike we all love so much? Mr. Horsepower might be the most awesome logo in all of hotrodding. Anyone who doesn’t have something sporting that logo either wishes they did or makes bad life choices and doesn’t deserve your thoughtful gift.

Fender Covers

chevy fender cover

When he’s not consuming toolbox-fridge man drinks, putting his funnel back where it belongs, or wrestling bears, he’s probably poking his head under the hood of his ride. Fender covers are one of the most important things to ever happen to people who don’t like scratching cars. There’s no such thing as having too many.

Author: Matt Griswold

After a 10-year newspaper journalism career, Matt Griswold spent another decade writing about the automotive aftermarket and motorsports. He was part of the original OnAllCylinders editorial team when it launched in 2012.