Where would we all be without the
encouragement, support, and friendly advice of our fathers?
Whether it’s positive words of wisdom or a verbal kick in the you-know-what, dads have a unique way of sharing their knowledge and experience with us. Sometimes the delivery and tone can be suspect, but dads are rarely afraid to pass along wisdom about things they really care about—like cars. Further proof is our 2nd Annual Dad’s Advice Awards (see last year’s awards here).
Not sure about a potential project vehicle? Stonewalled by a stuck nut or bolt? Forced to choose between your girlfriend or your latest project? Dad has been there, done that—and this year’s award-winners prove it:
Best Practical Advice Award
“Don’t throw parts at a problem. Properly diagnose the problem first—it will save you a lot of money and headache.” —Kyle S.
“Always mark the spark plug wires as to where they go.” —Todd B.
“Try to fix the easiest thing first and then look deeper.” —Colby G.
Best Non-Practical Advice Award
If your car lasts you over 250,000 miles, you haven’t had any fun with it.” —Derek D.
Man of Few Words Award
“He just threw a breaker bar at me!” —Jody F.
The Secret to Life Award
“It’s easier with beer!” —Donald O.
“When washing a crankshaft in the bathtub, make sure your wife is away for a few hours.” —Steve W.
The “Out of Left Field” Award
“Women are expensive!!” —Mike B.
The Master Mechanic Award (3-Way Tie)
“S—, I rounded it. Go get me a hammer and the next size smaller.” —Jerritt T.
“Everything fits with a big enough hammer.” —Dave K.
“Change the blinker fluid.” —Shane C.
“Drive it like you stole it! Unless you stole it…then obey the law.” —Bigg R.
“You may be able to outrun the (police) car, but you can’t outrun a radio.” —Mitchell N.
“Always buy a stick shift! It’s a great theft deterrent and most people won’t be able to borrow your car!!” —Eric E.
The 2-for-1 Award
“Keep the big one between the ditches and the little one in your britches.” —Jeff O.
The Tough Love Award
“Walk, ride the school bus, or learn to fix it.” —Brian B.
The EPA Award
“Build something 25 years or older—no emissions testing.” —Jared M.
The Scare Tactic Award
“It takes a lot of nuts and bolts to build a car, but only one nut to screw it up.” —Bobby D.
The Honesty Award
“Have your mom teach you to drive…I don’t have the patience.” —Jason C.
The Fueding Fathers Award (50-Way Tie)
“Buy a Chevy.” —Jerry F.
“Don’t buy a Ford!” —Tom S.
“Go fast and always buy a Ford.” —Gavin M.
“Not to ever buy a Chrysler product.” —Charles W.
“Buy Mopar!!!” —Chester L.